You know, it’s kind of a bummer, when you are trying to sleep, and you keep getting woken up from this beeping coming from the kitchen and its… your oven?
I’ve been told a bunch of times that the FBI can interfere with even analog electronics from space. Even this ancient Jenn Air oven, apparently.
Normally, this is the kind of thing I would keep to myself. Everyone knows secrets are part of law enforcement as well as intelligence.
And this is, after all, just a misbehaving oven.
But sometimes when there are more serious misuses of technology, a reminder is due.
Because if an institution established to protect the people of the United States of America decides to turn a weapon on the American people in total and flagrant disregard for the law, it cedes its morale right to the secrecy of that weapon.
Kiss my NDA, FBI.
Oh, wait.
